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For the last three years Jessi has been trying to grow a moustache . . . and failed miserably.

THE ONE CALLED JESSI was born and raised in a small insignificant hometown, which will always be small and insignificant, just like herself. And she is completely okay with that. From the early years Jessi was always standing out in the crowds. Whether that be due to the fact that she is as loud as a foghorn in a library, or because she sort of looks like she could hurt someone if she put her mind to it, she has nonetheless never hurt anyone, and only yelled in a library a few times.
One day, two crazy people, one who laughed loudly at his own jokes before getting to the punchline and one who spontaneously burst into song got together for better or for worse. They then moved from a comfortable living place to Florida, America's wang.
There, the two decided to procreate which they might later regret because that thing would be a teenager eventually. However, unto them a baby was born with two heads - just kidding, I'm a girl!

The early years involved little Jessi's first word, first experience swearing, first experience with death and first friends.
Because the first word was boring, "Mommy," or some such nonsense, her first swear goes as follows:
Used to vanilla ice cream, the small girl was puzzled by the chocolate chips within the concoction, so she asked her maternal figure what the chocolate specks were. The mother replied happily, "They're called chocolate chips!"
And equally as enthusiastically, Jessi cried out, "Who put these dammit chips in my ice cream?"
Not wanting his daughter to grow up swearing incorrectly (for it would be as bad as not at all) the paternal figure stepped in, "No Jessi, it's dammit, who put these chips in my ice cream!"

The girl's first experience with death was nerve-racking for the mother of the small child. Upon stepping out into the back yard, she spotted a rabbit whom the cat had gotten a hold of, more likely than not by the neck. The mother nearly froze when her daughter walked out and asked "What's that?"
Unsure of how to respond, the mother feigned ignorance. So Jessi took a closer look. Then with a shrug she commented, "Looks like a dead rabbit to me!" and walked away unscathed.

Her first friends would be Miranda and Amy, lifelong companions who she is still associated with to this day (for whatever reason).

The days of primary school were filled with short-lived acquaintances until the year she found a girl who slightly resembled her (Sam) and another who would teach her how to draw and eventually how to dress and put up with annoying narcissists (Sophia).
Speaking of annoying, by age four she had been "blessed" with a baby brother who would grow up to play video games and that is pretty much it.

The look-like friend Sam would soon grow to be nearly a siamese twin with Jessi. As the two were inseperable, and if you asked them at the time, werewolves.
Jessi began writing fictional stories in primary school as well. Ironically, the author of Twilight also began at that time - and has not improved since!
But enough about mormans.
I think we've all had enough mormans.
Writing and drawing would soon occupy most of Jessi's time, until she met her third, fourth and fifth loves, in seventh grade: history, music and anime.

Middle school is the place where the one called Jessi met more of the friends that she would later need a whole damn website to complain about love unconditionally.
the friends include, but are probably limited to, Nessi, Rheann, Chelsea, Jessica (SAME NAME ALERT), Robbie, Michael and Gage.

And in High School she also picked up two Brittanys and Paige (who had actually been friends with Sam for forever).

It of course has been a bumpy road including Sophia being boxed up and shipped to England, everyone often leaving Jessi behind (literally and figuratively (and probably mentally too)), and even some discrepensies. However, the strange web of friends survives, and at the center sits Jessi, most likely about to bite the heads off of everyone else.

So, you're probably wondering what was up with all of the friend mentions if this is supposed to be all about that girl with all the pictures to the left?
This is about her, however, her friends are such an important part of her life, if not the most important part of her life, and they pretty much make up and shape who she is.
She lost a few along the way, but she tends not to look back. It is best not to worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

So now it comes to the Jessi that is now.
Nowadays Jessi. somewhere along the lines, discovered how absolutely incredible her own imagination was, and has used it since then to start, but rarely finish, stories.
these stories(and online RPs) all of course take Original Characters, which Jessi has a plethora of.
To name them all here would make you people leave, so here goes! Just kidding. I want you to stick around for the pie-eating contest.

Nowadays Jessi is an atheist, and a rather outspoken one.
This does not mean that she does not get along with those affiliated with or having a religion, it is simply not for her. At all.
Nowadays Jessi has three AP, or Advanced Placement, classes. Which basically means last year when they asked "What classes do you want to take next year?" Jessi replied "Someone please stab me in the face!"
Aside from all the work, and Chemistry, probably the worst thing mankind ever dabbled in, this year has been an alright one -the msot stressful of course- but alright.
Outside of school, Jessi both tutors and skips around like an individual in need of a helmet.
She watches shows such as Bones, Desert Punk, Red Garden and Family Guy.
She reads manga such as Bleach, Akumetsu, Vagabond, Beelzebub, Kyou Kara Maou, Silver Diamond, Imadoki, Me and my Brothers, Samurai Deeper Kyo and Zombie Powder.
She reads books such as The Pillars of the Earth, Ride the Wind, We the Living, The Antichrist and the Tokaido Road.
She goes to websites such as Gaiaonline, myspace, youtube, livejournal and deviantart.
She watches movies such as Repo! The Genetic Opera, Ironman, All about Eve, Some Like it Hot, Anastasia, Casablanca and The Lion King.
She listens to bands such as My Chemical Romance (who she made the acquaintance of, once), LM.C, Sia, Spice Girls, The Propellerheads, Maroon 5, The Decemberists and Chairlift.
She listens to singers such as Vig Mignogna, Regina Spektor, Priscilla Ahn, Eliza Lumley, Gackt, Hyde, Jon Lajoie, Kelly Clarkson, Wang Lee Hom and Stephen Lynch.
In her blurbs she deals with problems including: EVERYTHING.
Because that is the life she is lucky enough to lead.

Follow along with the continuing story of Jessi. Who knows? You could just have a good time!

This crap was all written by me, for you, about me.
You lucky bastards.